World Wide Crazy News!

Geekery is serious business, guys. Also, NASA wake-up calls are the best and suicide by tiger has to be a new one.

Jigsaw is pushing for health care reform and 5 other movies you didn't realize had political agendas. - [Cracked]

If hotel wake-up calls were like NASA wake-up calls, maybe more people would use them. - [MentalFloss]

Paterno's family is standing their ground, issuing a new statement saying the former coach had no idea what Sandusky was up to. - [SportsIllustrated]

Hubble just found a fifth moon orbiting Pluto which would be more impressive if it was still a planet. - [Tecca]

Woman behind the last remaining abortion clinic in Mississppi has faced down bombings, death threats and protests while waiting to see if the state will put her out of business. - [TheDailyBeast]

Are you going to San Diego Comic-Con this year? Play this super topical BINGO while you wander the floor. - [Flavorwire]

Here's a new one. A 21-year-old Danish man committed suicide via tiger. - [DailyMail]

Hooters goes undercover as micro-brewery ale house to get New Yorkers to eat there. = [NYMag]

What would 90s cartoon kids be like now if they were real? - [Gurl]

Headline Story: Seriously, someone with power print out these 15 warning signs and hang them up all over the convention center this weekend. - [CollegeHumor]