World Wide Crazy News!

I say, it's a jolly day for a stroll in the park but we mustn't let the sun bring out our freckles. Plus these kids are geniuses (literally) and an in-depth look at dubious cleavage in video games.

FYI to sexual harassers: Don't grope women with years of Kung-Fu experience. Or, you know, just don't sexually harass people. - [DeathAndTaxes]

A quick and dirty explanation as to why 60 degree water feels way colder than 60 degree air. - [MentalFloss]

These 7 kid geniuses are making the world a better place and making us feel stupid in the process. - [Tecca]

Watch this blindfolded Easter Island head walk into place with the assistance of a large team of archaeologists. - [IHeartChaos]

Excuse me, is this the line for unrealistic photoshops? - [PSDisasters]

Facebook finally catches up with the rest of the world and let's you edit your comments. Never again will you live through the indignity of typing "thier" and hitting publish before catching it. - [Time]

Sometimes you just gotta wonder if video game developers have ever seen breasts in real life. - [Cracked]

A map of the USA shows exactly where are favorite fictional worlds would collide if they weren't, you know, fictional. - [Flavorwire]

What the frack is fracking anyway? - [Treehugger]

Headline Story: This ruffed lemur thieved an umbrella from a Dudley Zoological Gardens visitor. - [Telegraph]