World Wide Crazy News!

It's like her breasts are about to take flight. Plus, one European country has opened an Angry Birds theme park and babies can become racist before their first birthday.

Demi Moore finally changed her Twitter handle. It's a slow news day. - [USMagazine]

Somehow Finland managed to turn Angry Birds into theme park with a dozen rides. - [Geekosystem]

A convincing argument could be made that Sally Draper is the secret protagonist of "Mad Men". - [Time]

25 fictional characters who never used their real names. - [TheChive]

Thousands of Egyptians are back on the streets to protest the country's military today. - [GlobalPost]

This teenage girl is the CEO of her own company AND invented a cure of hiccups. What have you done today? - [TheWeek]

Don't buy things if the sale seems too good to be true or you'll end up with cocaine in your tampons. - [HuffingtonPost]

Babies aren't born racist, but they can become one before they can even talk. - [GOOD]

The 35 sexiest "Star Wars" tattoos to celebrate May the Fourth. - [Ranker]

Headline Story: January Jones made an...interesting...clothing choice at last night's "La Revolution Blue" screening. - [Celebitchy]